The S-word is a different word in the ER

We are never to say the s-word, for it will surely bring down the curse of a jam-packed ER.
BUT....
Boy, is today a s!^w day. Where did everyone go? I guess the tornadoes, flooded streets, and downed trees from last night and more predicted storms are keeping all the patients home.

Wimps! I drove home an hour through all that last night and I'm back again today and I'm fine! :-P